8 of the Silliest Reasons to Stop Dating a Guy
8 of the Silliest Reasons to Stop Dating a Guy
It’s hard to meet someone of quality in these streets. Or are we being too picky?
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8 of the Silliest Reasons to Stop Dating a Guy
Many women complain about the state of dating, and with good reason. Have you been on Bumble, Facebook Dating, Match, Tinder, and whatever other dating app is out there? It’s hard to meet someone of quality in these streets. Especially if you know what you want. Or, are we just being too picky?
Case in point: your girl right here. I have a checklist of qualities that I desire in a man. And I ain’t settling! However, there was a time when my dealbreakers were frivolous. I had to ask myself, does it really matter if he’s 6 foot 2? I am only 5 foot 2. A shorter boo can do!
If you can relate to sabotaging a good thing over silly grounds, read on. Here are some of the silliest reasons to stop dating a guy:
A ridiculous tattoo
Tattoos can be addictive. If your man already has one, there’s a slight chance he’ll get more ink. But what if he gets a tattoo of a penis? It better be on his inner thigh or shoulder! He can cover up with a long-sleeve shirt or long pants. And he better not wear a tank top or shorts again!
Feminine ways
I once went on a date with a guy who swayed his hips when he walked. I was immediately turned off and decided never to see him again. He called and asked for an explanation. I lied and told him there was no chemistry. I know, it was awful of me. So don’t do what I did!
Mommas boy
With some men, it feels like they’re still attached to an umbilical cord. That’s still no reason to dump him. As long as you’re his priority (and he doesn’t live in her basement) he can accompany his mother to doctor’s appointments, eat her leftovers, and call her three times a day.
An unkempt apartment
A messy man is a mess to deal with, but it’s also something you can work with. Teach him how to organize, how to put away his clothes, and how to throw his dirty socks in the laundry basket. Or just have him hire a maid so you don’t have to do his dirty work!
Metrosexual habits
Some men are really into their appearance and believe in looking and smelling their best — cuticles and all. Count your lucky stars that he doesn’t have a dirty nail bed. He touches you down there with those hands!
A small penis
A man with a small penis can still satisfy you. As a matter of fact, the clitoris has more nerve endings than any other sexual organ in the female body. He just has to rub, lick, and tease it until you cum. So don’t dump your short, short man. Ask him to play with your clit while he’s inside of you. Sex will be much better.
The way he chews
He can’t seem to close his mouth while devouring a plate of frijoles. It’s...gross. Unless you’re a momma bird, you shouldn’t be privy to what he’s about to digest! Still, it’s silly to dump him because he chews like a horse. Tell him about this nasty habit and how it turns you off.
He’s chubby
Sometimes you meet someone who is carrying a few extra pounds. You accept him as is, right? Right. But what if the guy you’re dating gains weight over time? He was in pretty good shape when you met, now he’s as round as a ball. Keep him or leave him? I say stay. Our bodies change over time. We get busy and may not have as much time to exercise. Besides, how hurt would you be if your man dumped you because you’ve added a few extra love handles? Very. So, treat him like you treat you!
Did I miss any? Share in the comments some more silly reasons to dump someone! Let us know your experience, if you dare!
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